Name:
Homer Simpson
Age:
36
Weight:
239-260lbs.
His
life:
He's a Simpson. Nasty people say that
he fell down and hurt his head when he was a little child.
Parents:
Abraham
Simpson and Penelope Olsen.
Jobs:
Safety
inspector 7-G, but he doesn't know what he's doing there. Holds plant record
for most years worked in an entry level position.
Signs:
Two
hairs on his large head and a strong growth beard. Says D'oh when upset.
Preferred
occupation:
Drinking beer and eating donuts,
sleeping and dreaming of drinking beer and eating donuts.
Preferred
beer: Duff, Billy Beer, Fudd...
Preferred
bar: Moe's Bar.
Preferred
shop: The Kwik-E-Mart.
Preferred
tv show: The bumblebee man on Channel Ocho,
although he doesn't understand what he's saying...
Name:
Marge
Simpson
Age:
34
Haircolor:
Blue
Signs:
Her
hair
Her
life:
Once she was a police officer, played the lead role in "oh!
streetcar", painted Mr., Burns (nude) and tried to stop Itchy&Scratchy.
She also was a teacher
at Springfield Elementary and a worker at the nuclear power plant.
Favourite
singer: Tom Jones.
Criminal record: Shoplifted
at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Name:
Bart Simpson
Age:
10
His
life: Bart is the only baby that appears in a police report. After
he was born, he already experimented the force of the fire o an human like
being (that being was Homer and the things that burned was his tie).
Jobs:
Barkeeper
at Fat Tony's bar.
Signs:
Look
at his hair, man and you'll find it out.
Slogan:
Aye
Carumba, man!
Relations:
Bart
already met the devil. But after Lucifer looked up in his list, he found
out that Bart will be it's guest when the USA win the World Cup. (and of
course everybody knows they didn't won, so Bart can stay in Springfield.
Favourite
Tv stars:
Itchy & scratchy and Krusty
the Clown.
Preferred
occupation:
Prank calls. skating and writing
on the blackboard.
Name:
Lisa Simpson
Age:
8
Her
life: Even if she is still very young, Lisa
is a very good musician. She already had the title "Little Miss Springfield".
In her family, she is the "intellectual warrior" and that's why a doll
was produced under her name.
Haircolor:
Blonde,
but she is the best in her class.
Talents:
Play
the saxophone, and home worker.
Favourite
Tv star: Of course Scratchy and the happy
little elves.
Greatest
wish: Her own pony.
Secret
heartthrob: Corey Masterson.
Name:
Maggie Simpson
Age:
1
Value:
$847.69
First
word: Daddy.
Her
life:
Tried to kill her dad and escaped from
home several times.
Favourite
Tv star: The happy little elves.
Preferred
occupation: Sucking her pacifier.