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Character Profiles
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Name: Homer Simpson

Age: 36
Weight: 239-260lbs.
His life: He's a Simpson. Nasty people say that he fell down and hurt his head when he was a little child.
Parents: Abraham Simpson and Penelope Olsen.
Jobs: Safety inspector 7-G, but he doesn't know what he's doing there. Holds plant record for most years worked in an entry level position.
Signs: Two hairs on his large head and a strong growth beard. Says D'oh when upset.
Preferred occupation: Drinking beer and eating donuts, sleeping and dreaming of drinking beer and eating donuts.
Preferred beer: Duff, Billy Beer, Fudd...
Preferred bar: Moe's Bar.
Preferred shop: The Kwik-E-Mart.
Preferred tv show: The bumblebee man on Channel Ocho, although he doesn't understand what he's saying...

Name: Marge Simpson

Age: 34
Haircolor: Blue
Signs: Her hair
Her life: Once she was a police officer, played the lead role in "oh! streetcar", painted Mr., Burns (nude) and tried to stop Itchy&Scratchy.
She also was a teacher at Springfield Elementary and a worker at the nuclear power plant.
Favourite singer: Tom Jones.
Criminal record: Shoplifted at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Name: Bart Simpson

Age: 10
His life: Bart is the only baby that appears in a police report. After he was born, he already experimented the force of the fire o an human like being (that being was Homer and the things that burned was his tie).
Jobs: Barkeeper at Fat Tony's bar.
Signs: Look at his hair, man and you'll find it out.
Slogan: Aye Carumba, man!
Relations: Bart already met the devil. But after Lucifer looked up in his list, he found out that Bart will be it's guest when the USA win the World Cup. (and of course everybody knows they didn't won, so Bart can stay in Springfield.
Favourite Tv stars: Itchy & scratchy and Krusty the Clown.
Preferred occupation: Prank calls. skating and writing on the blackboard.

Name: Lisa Simpson

Age: 8
Her life: Even if she is still very young, Lisa is a very good musician. She already had the title "Little Miss Springfield". In her family, she is the "intellectual warrior" and that's why a doll was produced under her name.
Haircolor: Blonde, but she is the best in her class.
Talents: Play the saxophone, and home worker.
Favourite Tv star: Of course Scratchy and the happy little elves.
Greatest wish: Her own pony.
Secret heartthrob: Corey Masterson.

Name: Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Value: $847.69
First word: Daddy.
Her life: Tried to kill her dad and escaped from home several times.
Favourite Tv star: The happy little elves.
Preferred occupation: Sucking her pacifier.